Help, I'm scared that I ingested some gasoline. Would the situation I was in harm my body?

ok this is of the most importance..go out to the garage..sit in the middle...when the clock strikes 12 you will become a car..not just any car but the fearsome Were-car..Once this happens you will try to kill your best friend..you dont wanna do that...in order to stop this entire process you need to find the "Original" Were-car..it prolly bit one car and that car bit another and then that one bit another and s on leading to you....the original cars name is "Project satan" it was made from charles mansons Cars bumpers Hitlers cars horn the body of sadam husanes car and the head lights of knightrider..so kill that car and you should be fine..but if you kill your best friend there is nooo going back so be careful..also "Project satan" lives in an abandned "Anti-Chriystler" buliding..ok hope this helps and good luck on your voyage to kill the were car!